Heather’s Universe

Hey. I can already tell today’s entry is going to be pretty long, even though I just now got back from school.

The first thing that happened was, I wore a skirt. A red, swishy, tulle, pretty skirt. With a cute red jacket that’s too big, a white beaded choker, tan pantyhose, and black leather boots that my cousin Jahred says look like motorcycle boots. Which they’re not. But Lily and Jahred (Lily is ten, Jahred is eight, and they are my sweet little cousins who I see every day because they are also my neighbors). came over this morning to wait for the bus, but first Grandma had to drive me to school and Lily had been telling me before that my clothes never matched and for a ten-year-old she does have a pretty good fashion sense, so today she said, “Wow, Heather, your clothes actually match today.” And so I was glad.

Then, when I was in school, we got put in groups in math to work and I got put with two boys and it’s always more fun to work with boys because they’re dumber than girls and will think I’m amazingly smart and occasionally they’re cute (not today, but still) and will lean over to look at my answers which makes them even cuter. Although that wasn’t today, I still like math. Math is fun, math never changes, math doesn’t have some hidden meaning like all our stupid English books are supposed to, so I looove math more than any other subject. I don’t like health. They’re having these sex ed people come in to talk to us next week, and I know that won’t go over well with the students because they already say enough crap about gay people and fags and stuff. Which I hate. I’m not gay, but the kids are still so damn mean to everybody. My God.

Then, Grandma came to pick me up and she told me that my Sony Mylo came. I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT MY SONY MYLO COMING! I LOVE MY SONY MYLO! Did I say that I was really excited and jumped up and down?!?! A Sony Mylo is kind of like a cell phone except it automatically goes on the Internet and takes pictures and it has a QWERTY keyboard. I cannot wait until later today/tomorrow when I can go and get my Sony Mylo from my mother’s house. Oh my gosh it will be so awesome to have a Sony Mylo!

Well, that’s it for today, folks. Bye!

I’m blue. No, literally. See, I have this clear mascara, and my friend had some blue mascara, so stupid me decided to put blue food coloring in my mascara and put it on my eyes. But then it got in the bath and I tried to clean it up, and now I look kind of Smurfy, all smeared with bright aqua blue food coloring. I do like the red food coloring better, I use it for very long-lasting lipstick. When you put on gloss over it, you can barely see that your lips are actually dyed red. Right now, I am also thinking about Weight Watchers because I just went to their meeting tonight, and I’m kind of changing my life around. I’ve been there for about a month and a half now and I’ve lost 9 pounds, 8 more to go till I lose 10% of my weight. Ultimately I want to weigh 120-130 pounds, and I weigh 172 pounds now, when I started I weighed 182, so actually wait, I’ve lost 10 pounds and only need to lose seven more pounds which should take 2-4 weeks for me. Anyway, grandma’s getting ready to blow her top about me being up late again, one, two, three, so bye diary and potential adoirng fans!!

So, I haven’t written in about forever. But that’s okay because I’m going to start writing again every day. So I’m just going to skip over the last few months that I haven’t written and tell you about my day today. 

So let’s see…I woke up this morning and I had already taken a shower at night so I just went back to bed. I wore my cool jeans today so I was pretty happy and didn’t get too upset. In first period, it was just old study hall, and I read my new Sarah Dessen book, The Truth About Forever, and in 2nd period we did these book things that are uber-hard and we should just be able to write stuff down, but noooo, noooo can’t do that because the teacher wants us to draw. I’m not a bad artist but if you expect me to be good I need lots of writing utensils which I don’t really have. Then, in health, we learned about the digestive system. Ew. Then another study hall in which a guy was really weird to me and kept telling me this kid liked me and the kid kept saying, “Ew, no! Ew, no!” And it was really dumb. I never talk, so I just rolled my eyes and made my ArE yOu CoMpLeTeLy CrAzY face at him, with a raised eyebrow and a sarcastic look. To top it off, in fifth period the language arts teacher said we had to write out our narrative, as if everything else wasn’t bad enough. And have someone from school sign it. I wrote my narrative about what the future will be like and how I fully intend to live to be the oldest person in the world, at 150 years old in 2146. 

So, better go.

Do you realize I’ve started most of my stuff with the word “so?” Anyways.

Bye!!!